I'm gettin' all Veronica Mars about the new Transgender character on All My Children.
I'm not sure if Zarf has appeared on the show yet since I don't actually watch All My Children, but I'm convinced the actor playing the androgynous rockstar who's come to the town of uh... AllMyChildVille? to complete gender re-assignment surgery is none other than home maker extraordinaire, BRINI MAXWELL!!!!


Jeffery Carlson my ass, I know it's you in there, Brini!

If I ever have the pleasure of stumbling across an episode of All My Children featuring Zarf and notice a certain Martha Stewart-esque flair for home upkeep and party hostess-ing I will be sufficiently convinced. I think the entertainment industry is so afraid to out it's secret gays it's just recycling the old outies under new names so they can pretend more people are out....

or no?

Man, am I bad at creating conspiracy theories or what?