In the past year he's lost a bull dog and a pig...from the dreaded gypsy curse of AULD AGE!!!
Why else would an 18 year old pig keel over? It was living a better life than most of us, observe:


Shit, you think any of my friends have hair that good? I hear his hair excretes its own unique oils and conditioners, the likes of which scientist hope to relicate by 2012.


"It's been a bad year for my pets. I had a bulldog die, too. Thanks for nothing, Gypsies"

Hang in there George, the Gypsy's are still mad at you from stealing Paul Giamanti's academy award. We all know they are responsible from for "Giamania", the obscene number of movies with Paul Giamanti we've been clobered with in the past 2 years.

It could be worse Cloonies, they could have made rubies come out of your ass every time someone called you out on your aged sexiness. Damn that's a lot of rubies.