At my boring job we sell beanie babies.
Apparently not to the Harry Dean Staton lookalike who just walked by.
But, to mentally handicapted concert security workers that look like Trudy Wiegel we sell beanies. And since I've got so little to do aroung here I've decided to get to know my beanies and memorize all their names. If nothing else, I will leave this job with the ability to identify beanies that will make memebers of the audubon society blush. I already know the following:

Puppers
Chomp
Whiffer
Sugar
Destiny
Pinky Poo
Anchor
uhhh, Chenise?
Debbie?
Sampson?
Critters?
Boone! yeah! that one dog, Boone.
Avalon? Yeah, I think that's a unicorn.
Ming Na? That's either a pink huskie or the Asian lady from E.R.

Okay, I'm gonna go work this out.
I think "Skipper" might be the whale in the sailor hat. I'm gonna get this down!